A Backpacker's Accommodation
After returning home from a traveling stint, I usually get people wondering how I am able to afford being away so long and what kinds of places I stay in. So, I am going to give you a little imaginative tour of a typical backpacker accommodation and ‘how I roll’. So picture this if you will….
You get off the elevator on the 10th floor, tipping the operator of course, and begin strolling down the luxurious hallway. The crystal chandeliers reflect perfectly off the marble floors and golden door handles, highlighting the suite numbers as you pass. You make your way down the east wing admiring the impressionist artwork and rare artifacts that create such an elegant decor. Reaching the end of the hall and your honeymoon suite, yes, they upgraded you just for being you, you slide the fancy key in and unlock the room of all rooms. To enter this room is to enter the pearly gates. Immaculate as expected. You quickly check the powder room and it is stunning. A full sized jacuzzi, his and hers towels and sinks, and even a trickling waterfall welcomes you. You walk back into the bedroom past the armoire, Unicorn, and other sumptuous pieces of the best furniture money can buy, and there, waiting just for you, are two absolutely stunning Dutch maids. One is fluffing your pillow, the other waiting to massage you from head to toe. You make your way out to the private terrace to take in the 280 degree view of pristine oceanfront and start thinking how you could spend every morning out here enjoying a coffee and a smile. Ahhh, this is truly the life, is it not?
Before we settle in and order room service, unless of course you are ordering a plate of reality, it’s time to take a real tour of my backpacking Shangri-La. Please scroll down…..
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Reality leaves a lot to the imagination. ~John Lennon